It's So Cold In The D

Where do I start wit this one.. Oh I kno.. let me start by sayin you are about to embark on a journey wit me..Spence.. Ok.. lets start wit the video.. For one this is an utterly repulsive disrespectful song to anybody in the Great Lakes area.. I would have had more fun watchin paint dry.. in a room that can't dry.. Speakin of fun.. it look like the extras would rather be spendin there afternoon gettin that long overdue root canal at an unlicensed dentist office.. what is the point of this video.. there is none so lets get to the song.. WTF.. where do I even start.. how about the beat.. it sound like the soundtrack to the first porn flick wit sound.. now lets get to the song itself.. Well.. the sound of dentist drills plus nails on a chalkboard accompanied by the sweet ambient sound of two Styrofoam cups rubbing together is more invitin than the song.. somebody should have relied heavily on auto tune.. what else.. oh the song had absolutely no structure at all.. how terrible can u get.. how do u overlap your hooks and verse to the point there are very noticeable.. i mean for real.. how do u have yo hook come in 2 bars before the hook breakdown.. let me tell u how.. she spit a 13 bar verse an 11 and i think a 12.. that may not be the correct order but pretty close.. but the song is structured for 16 bar verses.. As for the Rhyme Scheme.. there was none.. so this song was badly structured from the get go.. how do u make a terrible song on purpose.. for real.. back to the structure.. Improv Comedy has more structure.. A Picasso has more structure.. COONS Organizin an event has more structure.. even Chicken Pox has structure lol.. I feel sorry for the engineers who had to sit through this recordin session.. they was probably holdin a gun durin the time waitin to Chris Benoit when she finished the track.. wait can u call this a track.. TRAIN DERAILED.. lets come up wit a better term for this... hmmmmm.. think Think THINK... uuuuuhhhh let jus call it an "Attempted Suicide".. I kno she had them thoughts writin this song.. she need to go home.. head to that medicine cabinet.. grab that bottle.. get one of those KILL YOSELF PILLS.. and pop it.. Simple and Plain.. dont wanna be mean about it but damn.. u gotta be critical sometime.. but I'm done for now and is gonna post a link to the video to RUIN your day MWAAAHHAAAHAAHHAAA (thats my villain laugh)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I1oOdiTo1yE

but i hope u enjoyed this journey.. exits are on the left and right.. thank you for flyin Spence Continental

OVER AND OUT!!!!